We've all done it..

Hi everybody! So, I plan on making this post kinddaaa different from the others, ya know change it up. There will still be pictures so don't get all pissy. Anyway, really the only reason I'm changing it for today's post is because, in all honesty, I feel like I'm getting a wee bit to generic with my format's and shit like that. It's not because I'm out of ideas or because I'm lazy, it's because I want to get some more variety.

So, instead of a story, I'm going to go over a list (not super long, not crazy short) of things I've done and I'm pretty sure you've all done (comically of course).

#1) Walk into a room, get distracted by some asshole, walk out of room without retrieving whatever you wanted to get.
#2) Feeling hungry but because the big game (baseball, football, basketball or whatever sport you prefer) is on so you don't wanna get up.
#3) When on FB,  literally scrolling through a wasteland of "-insert Kings of Leon or any country song deemed 'deep''
#4) Pressing down even harder on buttons of a remote control even though we know it has weak batteries (I've lost a few remotes because of that).
#5) When reading something clearly out of order thinking "idiot" then re-reading over it a few minutes later, only to realize it was in the right order and your brain is a dick.

#6) (Guys) Trying to figure out why girls post pictures of there feet when in a group...it's called Facebook not Footbook.
#7) Being friends with somebody yet you forget how you met and why you're friends.
#8) Watching a poker game on ESPN and trying to figure out why you're watching a poker game on ESPN.
#9) Playing any type of sports video game and trying to figure out how the hell you're losing to somebody who has never even played before.
#10) Losing all self confidence after looking in the mirror. (That's more for you guys, I've nnneeevveerr lost self confidence)
#11) Anything that sounds great in your head about politics or religion, can and will, make you look like a total tool.
#12) We all have our favorite happy mood song, sad mood song, tired song, writing a paper song, getting ready for a sporting event song, driving in the car and attempting to not crash the car song because you're focused on the song.
#13) Re-creating an awkward situation in your head over and over and over and over and over again until you're ready to jump off your nearest bridge or building.

#14) Doing a math problem then thinking: "When am I going to use this shit..."
#15) Texting someone in the same room about somebody else in the same room.
#16) Catching yourself in the middle of a sentence because you realize that if you say it you may come across as: Racist, sexist, extremist, overly-religious, Marxist, communistic.
#17) Over rationalizing something to the point where you have created a completely new situation.
#18) Actually thinking something good you do will earn you respect and honor....bahahahahahahahahahaha.
#19) Reading something terrible about today's society and deep down hoping the world will end because this shit is just getting out of control.
#20) Still trying to figure out why girls post pictures of there feet on facebook..
#21) Slowly sinking into your chair as you get more comfortable on your computer.
#22) Eating then thinking about those starving African kids you saw on that TV commercial...-slow gulp-
#23) Telling yourself I will call it a night after this -feel in the blank- and deciding two hours later: "Meh, I can pull an all-nighter"..then passing out on the couch.
#24) Secretly praying that Tebow will win MVP.
#25) Thinking to yourself: "I'm honestly glad I wasn't born into a celebrity couple, I'm not sure if I would want to be named Trenton Serenity Orphée Green World Peace Jones"


So there ya have it, the list of things we've all done at point or another. I'm sorry it's not longer but my brain is tired. Bye Everybody! =))

Lamprophony of a....wait, what?

Hi Everbody! It's been way to long!...and I just realized I start every post like that...so.......¡Hola Amigos! Which is Spanish for Hello Friends! Much better, don't you agree? Anyway, I was reading the dictionary the other day and came across a word that...well, That really shouldn't even be in existence at all. Lamprophony which means, loudness or clarity of voice.....Do we in all honestly need that word? 'cause seriously, I can't remember the last time I was like "Speak up bud, your lamprophony isn't great". I know it isn't excatly a huge deal like other pressing matters in America, like taxes, healthcare and why Dick Cheney hasn't died yet, but IT MATTERS!........to me at least.

One thing I really wonder about is, who had the time to come up with all of these ridiculous words. Lamprophony for example. Was the guy who came up with it like: "Gentlemen, I do believe I have an idea for a word that will literally blow your brain particulates...Lamprophony". I don't think it went down EXACTLY like that, but you guys get my point. If you want a good laugh from your freidnds, use that word and watch their reaction when you say it. It will make you feel better about yourself...cause laughing at friends always does =]!

Another topic I wanted to cover today (Yes, it's a multi-topic post) is me and my inability to actually get things done without harming myself or those around me. If you will recall one of my older posts, you'll find that I did actually give myself brain trauma from pounding my head against my computer's desk. Anyway, There was this one time when I was camping in Canada, and I was getting some bacon from my dad to go give to my mom, (God forbid he actually gets up off the the air-mattress) and me being the "always happy and excited" 7 year old I was, I go flying out the little zipper door, then collide head first into a metal pole that had it out for me (I almost ran into it earlier in the day). Thus proving, I have no coordination and my sister likes laughing at people while they have blood spurting out of their faces. But the main point of this is, never run around in Canada...there metal poles aren't too fond of Americans.

Well people, that is it for today, I'm off to see the Wizard of Oz..Psyche, I'm actually off to go passout on my couch to ESPN. Byee! =)

Long days make everybody happy!....Right?

Hey everybody! Ever have such a long day that you literally just want to drop on the floor and pass out so long that you start to grow a beard? Welcome to the club! Seriously, I just had one of those days where I couldn't accomplish a single thing without taking 10 breaks, occasionaly getting on Facebook and posting about my lack of concentration. I was supposed to be making a power point presentation about rock formation. Yeah, the most fun thing ever! (If you couldn't tell that was sarcasm, I suggest immediate help). So, I'm working and working and working. I finish up after about 2 hours. I just stare at my screen with pure joy. MY TITLE SLIDE WAS DONE! I do admit that it probably wasn't the greatest idea ever to slam my head against the keyboard a couple hundred times. I probably should have stopped after the 237th time..that's when I started seeing unicorns. (I named one Franklin)

Time management is always a hard skill to work with because, honestly, who wants to spend 2-5 hours a day writing about how rocks were formed, and why they are important to plant life in the lower 48 States. I MEAN C'MON, DO I HONESTLY NEED TO KNOW THIS CRAP IN ORDER TO GRADUATE?! (See previous post on the uselessness of school after 8th grade). Anyway, these past couple of days have been harsh on me. I've been stressed with school, looking for a laptop, and getting ready for baseball. I think that every 5th Monday of the month should be mental health day. A day where we can all sit back and just chill the hell out (Notice that oxymoron?). It would be mostly intended for crazy businessmen and high school students. Everyone else has to do at least 5 hours of community service (hey, it's a day off from your regular schedule, don't complain). If we could all just get that one day a month, life would be so much better! There would be no poverty, world hunger, war or mass flooding! Okay, maybe that's a stretch but still! It would help big time.
So, with all of this new information still settling into your mind, I hope you guys have a great weekend! Bye Everybody!