Lamprophony of a....wait, what?

Hi Everbody! It's been way to long!...and I just realized I start every post like that...so.......¡Hola Amigos! Which is Spanish for Hello Friends! Much better, don't you agree? Anyway, I was reading the dictionary the other day and came across a word that...well, That really shouldn't even be in existence at all. Lamprophony which means, loudness or clarity of voice.....Do we in all honestly need that word? 'cause seriously, I can't remember the last time I was like "Speak up bud, your lamprophony isn't great". I know it isn't excatly a huge deal like other pressing matters in America, like taxes, healthcare and why Dick Cheney hasn't died yet, but IT MATTERS!........to me at least.

One thing I really wonder about is, who had the time to come up with all of these ridiculous words. Lamprophony for example. Was the guy who came up with it like: "Gentlemen, I do believe I have an idea for a word that will literally blow your brain particulates...Lamprophony". I don't think it went down EXACTLY like that, but you guys get my point. If you want a good laugh from your freidnds, use that word and watch their reaction when you say it. It will make you feel better about yourself...cause laughing at friends always does =]!

Another topic I wanted to cover today (Yes, it's a multi-topic post) is me and my inability to actually get things done without harming myself or those around me. If you will recall one of my older posts, you'll find that I did actually give myself brain trauma from pounding my head against my computer's desk. Anyway, There was this one time when I was camping in Canada, and I was getting some bacon from my dad to go give to my mom, (God forbid he actually gets up off the the air-mattress) and me being the "always happy and excited" 7 year old I was, I go flying out the little zipper door, then collide head first into a metal pole that had it out for me (I almost ran into it earlier in the day). Thus proving, I have no coordination and my sister likes laughing at people while they have blood spurting out of their faces. But the main point of this is, never run around in Canada...there metal poles aren't too fond of Americans.

Well people, that is it for today, I'm off to see the Wizard of Oz..Psyche, I'm actually off to go passout on my couch to ESPN. Byee! =)

Laughter! The greatest thing since teriyaki

Hi Everybody! So, I recently became addicted to a site called "StumbleUpon". Some of you may have heard of it. It's a website that basically asks what your interests are, and then "stumbles" you to a site that relates to your interests. I have only one suggestion: if you have an addictive personality (you're easily addicted to things) take it easy. I have an addictive personality and I literally cannot peel myself away from the site without having to be forced away with some type of WMD or AK-47. But, it is a pretty fun site to just mess around with when you're bored and have absolutely nothing productive to get done. I just can't get enough of the endless jokes, pictures and GIF's the internet has to offer. You honestly have to laugh at some of the things people come up with.

I think people really don't appreciate a good laugh anymore. If they aren't busy with work, they're busy with school, etc, etc. So my genius plan is to make a day totally dedicated to laughing and screwing around with people you may or may not know. I mean c'mon, laughing is a great way to boost your immune system and to show off that new joke book you got for $3.50 at Wal-Mart. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Don't deny it. And, if you really think about it, people are generally happier all around if they have a good joke told to them.  There's an old quote by Jean Houston that says "at the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities". So, imagine all the good things we could do! Or, we could all just be UN-productive dicks and ride around on golf carts while throwing water balloons at old people. Either could work. It's just that laughing is one of the greatest medicines. If you're having a crappy day and somebody comes up to you and starts laughing at a funny joke (s)he heard earlier, your day has been brightened and you're in the green for a great day.

Well my people, that is it for today! My humble opinion on why laughing is the greatest thing ever!
 Have a great weekend!! =D