Laughter! The greatest thing since teriyaki

Hi Everybody! So, I recently became addicted to a site called "StumbleUpon". Some of you may have heard of it. It's a website that basically asks what your interests are, and then "stumbles" you to a site that relates to your interests. I have only one suggestion: if you have an addictive personality (you're easily addicted to things) take it easy. I have an addictive personality and I literally cannot peel myself away from the site without having to be forced away with some type of WMD or AK-47. But, it is a pretty fun site to just mess around with when you're bored and have absolutely nothing productive to get done. I just can't get enough of the endless jokes, pictures and GIF's the internet has to offer. You honestly have to laugh at some of the things people come up with.

I think people really don't appreciate a good laugh anymore. If they aren't busy with work, they're busy with school, etc, etc. So my genius plan is to make a day totally dedicated to laughing and screwing around with people you may or may not know. I mean c'mon, laughing is a great way to boost your immune system and to show off that new joke book you got for $3.50 at Wal-Mart. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Don't deny it. And, if you really think about it, people are generally happier all around if they have a good joke told to them.  There's an old quote by Jean Houston that says "at the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities". So, imagine all the good things we could do! Or, we could all just be UN-productive dicks and ride around on golf carts while throwing water balloons at old people. Either could work. It's just that laughing is one of the greatest medicines. If you're having a crappy day and somebody comes up to you and starts laughing at a funny joke (s)he heard earlier, your day has been brightened and you're in the green for a great day.

Well my people, that is it for today! My humble opinion on why laughing is the greatest thing ever!
 Have a great weekend!! =D

The useless-ness of almost everything!

Hi everybody! I was bored earlier and I got to thinking about the useless-ness of just about everything. I mean school (in my opinion) after the 8th grade is pretty much useless, and here are the valid reasons why. History: they're all dead. English: not needed after the 8th grade. Science: it's called Googling  $#!% you don't know. Music: Youtube and Vevo, 'nuff said. Health: WE HAVE DOCTORS FOR A REASON. P.E: it's called the Wii. Math: I know how to read the value meal at Wendy's (remember, you've already learned enough words through 8th grade to help you read it).

I know there are a lot of people who think school is pretty useful, but since teenagers need 9.5 hours of sleep a night, education is taking an effect on health! That would make such a great excuse. "Sorry, Mr/Mrs. Random, I got sick from your teaching". Imagine that conversation! But, I guess everyone has their own opinions, and not everyone agrees with me. ISN'T THAT WEIRD!? You gotta think though, if school isn't greatly needed, what is? I'll leave that hard thinking for you guys. I'm just the guy who writes funny stuff and sells you tacos and spaghetti out of my van...SPEAKING OF WHICH...two for one deal from Jake's tacos! Contract one disease from any item .55 cents or more and get a free flu shot that looks somewhat like water and salt.

Another thing I was pondering today, is the age old question, WHY IN GOD'S NAME DID THE EFFING CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?! Well, here are some great answers from famous people:
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.
The Dead Sea Scrolls: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.  
Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically predisposed to cross roads
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. 
Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it ***** wanted to. That's the ****** reason.


Well, I guess it's time to head on out, Byee! =) OH! REAL QUICK, Thank you to my aawwweessoommmeee friend Lily for making my epic header.