A Unicorn? Really?

Hi everybody! So, apparently, unicorns are cool?

I was walking down the street the other day and I kid you not, this man is wearing A UNICORN T-SHIRT READING "Would you love me without my horn?"...I almost punched him in the face because he deemed it "okay" to wear a unicorn shirt with the world's dumbest saying. I mean, don't get me wrong. I like horses  (Mostly because back in the days of the roman empire, they used horses as tanks) but unicorns, No..just no. I mean, I know they're fake and all but really, let's pretend they were real. Would you honestly want a pet that shit's rainbows?

I mean, what if it's having a bad day? Unicorns are pure happiness, what would that mean to the rest of the world if you saw A UNICORN trying to jump off a bridge? I'm pretty sure we would  know we're screwed then. Anyway, back to my main point. I think it's great that people have imaginations. Creativity is great! But, when you start wearing shirts that pretty much scream "Hey, come mug me! I'm wearing a unicorn shirt!" I think it's time to find a new hobby besides collecting unicorn figurines. I think it's awesome that we, as a society are becoming more and more accepting..but, honestly, guys..come on, could you at least not wear the bedazzled shirts to a Ke$ha concert. Just to drive my point home, a few weeks ago me and a friend we're just relaxing and playing some 8-bit games and we were talking about how ridiculous this whole unicorn thing is getting, and he mentioned that there is going to be a unicorn cereal made......ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? Unicorn cereal? Really? Good god, It's going to be like Fruity Loops and Lucky Charms got together, had a kid and the kid is on steroids.

 A person can only take so much unicorn BS until they snap...then it's downhill for everybody.

 So, that's my post for today! I hope you guys enjoyed it and have a great week! Bye everybody! =)

HOLD UP! Was that a flying pig?

Hey there, everybody! So I haven't exactly been a role model for "consistency" lately since I really don't do the same thing more than two days in a row except for showering and eating (which I may do a little more than often). For example, one day I'll be in lovee with something weird like honey badgers then the next day have a mortal fear of them because they can kill claw your eyes out and eat cobras with ease. BUT! I did learn something important from it, I have a fear of having my eyes clawed out by a ravenous animal! I think that if I were to attempt consistency, I might succeed at first then end up falling flat on my face. Literally. I can only run so many days in a row before my legs feel like jelly and I have to stop so I don't face plant on the pavement. I actually have a story about me and my "issues" with consistency.

One day, I just could not do a certain trick on my skateboard and of course, me being the humble and well adjusted child I was..started cussing out the skateboard and kicking it. So, after my friend who is a year younger than myself landed it (He was 11), I decided "HELL, if this kid can do it, so can I!" So, I practiced and practiced hard on that one trick and eventually got it down, but the problem was no 11 or 12 year old will believe you if you say "Well, I did it in my backyard when nobody was around". So, I figure that if I can do it in my backyard I can do it anywhere...including in front of my older sister, her best friend and 5 of my other friends. So, I put on my cool "Sk8r" helmet and pads and ran outside full speed ahead. We all gathered in the middle of the road, I hopped on my skateboard and...after several attempts at it...I FINALLY NAILED IT! SUCCESS IS MINE! Then my sister's best friend yells out "Pigs have flown!". Gotta love such positive support.

So, the moral of the story is: If you think you can't do something, try, try again...and never do anything dangerous without wearing something lucky, because if you're like me..you'll face plant every time.

I think that sometimes I really get lost in my own thoughts, I could see an ant and 2 minutes later be thinking about the Ant Economy. So, yes, I am slightllyyy off-balance. Also, I bet you were wondering what the hell that last sentence had to do with anything, well it's called filler...aka I have nothing left to talk about and I'm just avoiding what I should be doing like mowing the lawn or something so amazingly, epicly fun. I guess on that note I should get going. Bye everybody! Y'all come back now, ya hear?