HOLD UP! Was that a flying pig?

Hey there, everybody! So I haven't exactly been a role model for "consistency" lately since I really don't do the same thing more than two days in a row except for showering and eating (which I may do a little more than often). For example, one day I'll be in lovee with something weird like honey badgers then the next day have a mortal fear of them because they can kill claw your eyes out and eat cobras with ease. BUT! I did learn something important from it, I have a fear of having my eyes clawed out by a ravenous animal! I think that if I were to attempt consistency, I might succeed at first then end up falling flat on my face. Literally. I can only run so many days in a row before my legs feel like jelly and I have to stop so I don't face plant on the pavement. I actually have a story about me and my "issues" with consistency.

One day, I just could not do a certain trick on my skateboard and of course, me being the humble and well adjusted child I was..started cussing out the skateboard and kicking it. So, after my friend who is a year younger than myself landed it (He was 11), I decided "HELL, if this kid can do it, so can I!" So, I practiced and practiced hard on that one trick and eventually got it down, but the problem was no 11 or 12 year old will believe you if you say "Well, I did it in my backyard when nobody was around". So, I figure that if I can do it in my backyard I can do it anywhere...including in front of my older sister, her best friend and 5 of my other friends. So, I put on my cool "Sk8r" helmet and pads and ran outside full speed ahead. We all gathered in the middle of the road, I hopped on my skateboard and...after several attempts at it...I FINALLY NAILED IT! SUCCESS IS MINE! Then my sister's best friend yells out "Pigs have flown!". Gotta love such positive support.

So, the moral of the story is: If you think you can't do something, try, try again...and never do anything dangerous without wearing something lucky, because if you're like me..you'll face plant every time.

I think that sometimes I really get lost in my own thoughts, I could see an ant and 2 minutes later be thinking about the Ant Economy. So, yes, I am slightllyyy off-balance. Also, I bet you were wondering what the hell that last sentence had to do with anything, well it's called filler...aka I have nothing left to talk about and I'm just avoiding what I should be doing like mowing the lawn or something so amazingly, epicly fun. I guess on that note I should get going. Bye everybody! Y'all come back now, ya hear?

Quicky update; WE'RE NOT DEAD! =D

Hi there everyone! While I'm working on my next post, I figured I could do a reallllll quick update! You know you loveee it. So, today the world was supposed to end but uh...yeah, we're still here and I still have to do my Sunday work...aka wake up, take a shower, eat breakfast, go back to sleep. IT'S SO HARD BEING ME! I honestly think the next time Harold Camping tries to predict the rapture (and we all know he will), I think he should at least try to convince people a little better. I mean he only put up close to 20,000 billboards across America and it got spread around the internet like...never mind, you know where I was going with it..MY POINT BEING, if you're gonna make a prediction, at least try to sound sane while doing so, even though it's kinda hard when you run around saying "THE WORLD IS GONNA END ON MAY 21ST, DRINK THE KOOL-AID NOW, DAMN IT!".  I mean seriously, I wonder if he even listens to himself and his ridiculous mathematics. I mean c'mon, how can you believe that crap?


All right, so there is my quick little update. I hope you enjoyed it! Byee =)