Hi everybody! First of all, I just wanna state that this title is completely misleading as it has nothing to do with being a guide.....like at all. So, now that's off my chest, lets talk about me (surprise, surprise?) and my way of being a complete bone-head. I may have black hair (No, I'm not emo or "scene" and so help me god if one more person asks if I am, I'mma go straight hood on 'em...I also need to take it easy on the rap) but I can act like a total blonde at times...like oh my god seriously, I can't like go like one day without like totally messing up one thing because of like such a total mistake (it's okay if you just did a valley girl voice in your head) and Yes, I just stereotyped every blonde on earth, get over it. Annyyywwaayyy, I just can't seem to get the hang of being a normal, contributing member of society........nooooooo, I am Captain f^@k up, you put a pair of roller blades, a banana and a lemonade stand within 20 feet of me and I can guarantee you that I will have a concussion, black eye, broken leg and a note taped to my forehead saying "You owe me 50 bucks, don't ask why. You just do."
I'm pretty sure that if you can attempt it, I'll screw it up. Why you ask? Because, I AM CAPTAIN F^@K UP! Now, if I am needed, I'll be in my special ed. helmet and bubble wrapping.
Some people think I'm off-balance or slightly deranged and to that I say, you are right, BUT, I have more fun with a box then you can ever imagine.
I know this was kind of a short post, but what do you expect of me? IT'S SUMMER FOR HEAVENS SAKE! Anyway, later guys! I hope you enjoyed the post! =)
NOTE: I was supposed to post this like a month ago and was just straight lazy and forgot to so...here it is?...If I say I love you and promise to wash your car, can we forget about this little incident?
